Dear Alice,

It is with great indifference that I write to inform you of the death of your soul.

You may, by now, have noticed feelings of hopelessness, loneliness, anxiety and similar sensations, to a persistent and overwhelming degree.

Nevermind, it’s not as though you were using it in the first place.

Regards,

Alice.

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